Failing to Melt a Wizard since 2002

In Hawaii

In Blog, Filling the page on March 27, 2007 at 9:48 pm

Wizard melting still delayed. Sorry, Marek.

Also, I am slightly shamed.

  1. NO! Don’t feel shamed, Hawaii is a good excuse.

    I’m still considering starting a blog, and when I do I’m sure it will be filled with far more emptiness and procrastination than this!

    Have you at least decided what you are intending to melt the wizard with? Perhaps a waffle iron?

  2. Lame. Who goes to Hawaii these days?

  3. N000o0o0o0o0o. The world needs more Jake rants about adventure game puzzles and the crapness of video game storytelling. Or any topic, but clearly those are the classics.

    (Enjoy Hawaii!)

  4. It’s true, Walter, I should be taking my vacation in Second Life.

  5. I hope that the sun and surf help distract you from your intense shame. Clearly they have internet there, and yet my wizards remain unmelted.

  6. Whoa, whoa, what? You can’t do this! Place yourself in my shoes for a moment, if you will. Imagine the smorgasbord of emotions I’m experiencing. I have, in quick succession, just realised that:

    1) This site is no longer a 403 Fordidden page.
    2) There’s still not a real blog here.

    Have you any idea what double shocks like this could do to my malformed mind? You are right to be shamed. In fact, you should be [b]a[/b]shamed!

    Tsk. This country.

  7. Ok shame on, you’ve had plenty of time, other new blogs have sprung up and had posts galore… get melting!

    Far too much solidity in the wizarding community.

  8. I came here expecting my wizards to be melted… no such luck.. what is going on here??

  9. Jake is playing a game of chicken with Folded Gamers. ;

  10. I am being harangued and I will not stand for it.

  11. As Last Action Hero has taught me, playing chicken in “real” life never works.

  12. My blog is writing itself for me on this comments page.

  13. user created content, very web 2.0 or 2.4 maybe

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